himbofisher:

2kittensinacup:

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

me drunk at an apartment party

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis…like this bitch is scared just in general

muppethole:

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

kosmogrl:

charlottan:

not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

greelin:

i’m sincerely always saying this

beesmygod:

numboars:

chelsamander:

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

everydayilearnmore:

negativebills:

catchymemes:

beebundt:

charlottan:

i dont have sex because it serves no narrative purpose to me

youarentreadingthis:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

This is my new favorite compliment

[ID 1: An anonymous message that reads, “Winnie the Pooh ass bitch” /End ID 1.

ID 2: Tags that read, “#posts like this will not do well on other websites” /End ID 2]

slimegargoyle:

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

xbuster: